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Joke of the Day
"I'm not bad with names, it's just that you leave absolutely no impression on people."
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"What is the difference between a midget politician and syphilis? One is a cunning runt."
"The price of Trumps' wall became much cheaper after the election... ...50 million people shit a brick!"
"Doctor doctor nobody understands me. What do you mean by that?"
"Looking for an Australian joke! I saw it yesterday. I only remember the last line was ""bummer man""."
"Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway."
"What do frogs say? Times fun when you're having flies"
"What kind of chicken is circumcised and suffers from E.D.? A boneless, skinless chicken!"
"If you call a group of lions a pride, and a group of crows a murder; what do you call a group of pedophiles? The British Parliament"
"How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag? You take the F out of safe, and the F out of way."