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Joke of the Day
"In the Super Mario Bros movie, instead of a gag reel, did they have... bloopers?"
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"I lent a hot girl my umbrella while it was raining That takes the amount of girls I've made wet to -1"
"What does a sock taste like? Defeat"
"My roomate was bragging about getting top comment of the week on theCHIVE. Yeah, I reddit."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""It's going to take me awhile to get hard. I just got laid by a chick."""
"What do you call a Mexican who can't find his car? Carlos"
"Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed...while married women come home see what's in the bed and go to the fridge."
"Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell? Because of anticipated traffic numbers!"
"What do Donald Trump and his chromosomes have in common? There is one too many of them."
"My fourth grade teacher told the class to go outside and sit Indian style... so I drank a bottle of vodka and passed out in the street."