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Joke of the Day
"Gas companies LOVE this one trick to get more miles per tank! Buy a bigger tank!"
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"It's been discovered that protons have mass. Which is odd because I didn't even know they are Catholic."
"i prefer a girl without makeup. in fact i despise the artifice of flesh. give me a nice wailing skeleton"
"When I'm drunk, I'm like South Park I'm crude and offends everyone"
"What does farm animal porn sound like? Brownchickenbrowncow"
"Turns out a At Home DNA Test is not a good baby shower gift."
"when i got asked to do the thanksgiving prayer Thanks Obama!"
"Do you know what a girl says, if she sees a big dick? Well. I do."
"5yo: What's a cannibal? Me: A person that eats another person. 5yo's eyes widen in horror. Me: You said cannonball, didn't ya?"
"A policeman just knocked on my door and said my dogs were chasing people on bikes... My dogs don't even own bikes.."