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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what a girl says, if she sees a big dick? Well. I do."

"Once as Laloo was coming out of airport there was huge rush and the security guard told him ""Wait Please."" To which Laloo replied ""65 kgs"" and moved on."

"Did you hear the latest news from black holes? Nothing has come out"

"I'm 87% sure ""snooze button"" time is sped up and ""waiting for the microwave"" time is slowed down and this is not okay."

"[posing for mugshot] ""now turn forward"" [flash] lemme see"

"Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie? Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid."

"""Look on the bright side - at least there's more for us to drink with him gone"" is, apparently, not something one should say at a wake."

"Facebook has a link to ""Report a Problem"" so I wrote ""I'm not very close with my father."" Now we wait I guess"

"A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation for the Abandoned Children's Home...so I gave him my kids."

"What do you give a sick microbe? Primordial soup"