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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what a girl says, if she sees a big dick? Well. I do."
Next Joke
"Mom, i'm going out -You are not going out with that mini skirt. -But why? -Because they can see your balls, David."
"Weird how an attractive face is the criteria by which one decides whether to lick the area that someone pees from."
"What do you call a confused Chinese guy? Wong Wei"
"Apparently Cadbury's are making an oriental chocolate bar I reckon it's just a Chinese whisper"
"A pastor says to his congregation that being good is easy when you're a pastor, Because he gets paid to be good, but the people of his congregation are good for nothing."
"What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog."
"What do you do to turn off sexy Jenny? ""It may not be long, but it sure is skinny"""
"What does an apple and an apple tree have in common? They both don't drive tractors."
"Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10? He said ""I still love Vista, baby!"""