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Joke of the Day

"Turns out a At Home DNA Test is not a good baby shower gift."

"computer jokes Client to designer: ""It doesn't really look purple. It looks more like a mixture of red and blue."""

"Why can't America play chess? They are missing 2 towers"

"1. Cover elevator floor with glue. 2. Put ring on floor. 3. Wait for someone to kneel and get stuck. 4. ""Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!"""

"*Smashes the Sony *Destroys the Panasonic *Pummels the Kenwood *Rips apart the Pioneer ~breaking all stereotypes"

"I'm not saying your girlfriend is a whore I'm just saying she's under more sheets than the KKK."

"The Huffington Post just did a fascinating piece on the 9 Greatest Single-Digit Numbers of All Time."

"Just met a guy.Omg he was so fit! Just met a guy.Omg he was so fit. Handsome even. Never will I met a guy like him again. Caring. Emotional. Nice. And his name was the first letter of each sentence"

"""No Kanye, it's called Coney Island."" ""Kanye Island."" ""Coney Island"" ""Kanye Island."" ""Co... ney."" ""Kan... ye."""

"I went to a Grateful Dead concert last night. They played for 18 hours. It was a good song."