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Joke of the Day

"A policeman just knocked on my door and said my dogs were chasing people on bikes... My dogs don't even own bikes.."

"What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am? It's your dad."

"All the good ones are taken. All the funny ones are fat. All the smart ones are ugly. All the ones with all of the above are fictional."

"Where do magical animals go to jail? Azkabarn"

"I had a friend... ... who wanted to do a project about youth in Asia. Unfortunately, the government pulled the plug on it."

"What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert? A daydreamer stares out of windows."

"Dave walks on a Sandi beach and says Hey it's me! lol gets me every time."

"What do you call a person who speaks three languages? Trilingual! Two Languages? Bilingual! Only one language? Americans~"

"So I went to a zoo with only one animal... It's a shit-zhu"

"911 - 911 what's your emergency Me - I am Australian and I watch too much American TV 911 - .... Me - I don't know our emergency number"