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Joke of the Day

"You can reduce your weight by one simple exercise of shaking your head horizontally. Do it when you are offered food"

"How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write? Allah-t. Thanks for listening."

"You should never have sex with anyone in your family... Even if they inceest."

"Coworker: crazy weather we're having Me: [as loud as possible] SHARON FOR THE LAST TIME I WILL NOT KILL YOUR HUSBAND FOR A BAG OF REDVINES"

"What do straight horses eat? hay"

"How do you get down from an elephant? You don't. You get down from a duck."

"I used to steal funny jokes I still do, but I used to, too."

"My investment plan is to accumulate enough of the bank's pens to offset my overdraft fees."

"I accidentally bought a bicycle that has no seat it's not a deal breaker but it's kind of a pain in the ass."

"My local barber was busted today for dealing drugs. I'm in shock. I've been a loyal customer for years and I had no idea he was a barber."