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Joke of the Day
"when i got asked to do the thanksgiving prayer Thanks Obama!"
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"My dog barks for 2 reasons: 1. When somewhere in the world another dog is barking. 2. When somewhere in the world no other dog is barking."
"Don't be scared of the government shutdown, liquor stores are run by the states."
"Q: Why did the farmer feed his cows money? A: He wanted rich milk."
"Why are the best bellydancers all Arabs? Because they can sheik it."
"No thanks, alcohol free mouthwash, my life is depressing enough."
"I will read that article on how procrastination can kill me As soon as I get around to it."
"Try this one crazy trick to get people to click on things! See. It worked."
"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick."
"The American education system obviously listen to Pink Floyd. They've left those kids a loan."