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Joke of the Day
"What does farm animal porn sound like? Brownchickenbrowncow"
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"Good Girls Vs Bad Girls Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot."
"Popped a tire on a pot hole today Badum tss"
"Have you guys ever heard of the restaurant Five Guys? Because your girlfriend always like to go there for ""burgers."""
"How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease? He just shakes it off."
"What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it? Unbereavable."
"Wanna hear a secret? I KILLED MUFASA!"
"I think next time I'll go ahead and press ""2"" for Spanish. Maybe I'll actually get someone who speaks English better than the person on the ""English"" line."
"I hope my liberal use of made-up words doesn't make you...discomfortable"
"Her: I'm pregnant Me: WHAT? H: Just kidding M: You scared me half to death H: My mom is coming to stay with us M: *the other half dies*"