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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch? Because he had Somalia."

"When I grow up... Growing up I wanted to be a gynecologist. I could almost taste it."

"THE BAD BELT Q: Why did the belt get locked up? A: He held up a pair of pants."

"A hole in my heart... There's a hole in my heart ever since Macho Man Randy Savage died a hole that can only be filled if I snap into a slim Jim"

"LPT: If you ever find yourself lost in the wild... ...simply misspell the SOS signal and some arsehole will show up within minutes to correct you."

"The Marines are a department of the Navy... The Men's Department"

"I just saw that Harry Potter film. I think its a bit unrealistic if you ask me.. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? How?"

"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood"

"What's the difference between a knife, and an argument with a female? A knife has a point..."

"What do you get when you cross a drinking vessel filled with soda with a smoked meat product? Cupicola! ... HAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHA Hahaha ha I'll see myself out"