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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a drinking vessel filled with soda with a smoked meat product? Cupicola! ... HAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHA Hahaha ha I'll see myself out"

"What position does the pig play in football? Loinback."

"My wife has just given birth for the first time.... I don't know who I feel more sorry for, my son for being ginger or my wife for having to bring him up on her own."

"I'd say at least 10% of parenting is smelling stuff."

"I'm such a film buff I can always tell when a fake dinosaur is used in a movie."

"What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs!"

"What ""YSK"" means? Everyone keeps telling me that I should know..."

"Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach a 4 year old how to turn on the TV and you can sleep for an extra hour."

"What's Pink and Hard??? A Pig with a Flip Knife."

"""I came, I added lettuce, I conquered"" -Julius Caesar Salad"