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Joke of the Day

"I just saw that Harry Potter film. I think its a bit unrealistic if you ask me.. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? How?"

"What did God say after creating Africa? Last one out is a rotten egg!"

"A liberal wins the powerball! Millionaires and Billionaires aren't so bad now after all!"

"Robin Thicke. I wonder if his name applies to his Penis. Wonder if i can also call myself Willy Enormous. But mine will be obvious"

"Rick Perry was going to do the ALS ice bucket challenge But he couldn't remember the 3rd person he was going to challenge."

"Don't touch my twat my itchy twitchy twat .... Miley Cyrus. Ba dum tish"

"What do fat girls do in the summer? Stink"

"How do you get people to pirate an album? Release it on TIDAL"

"Never trust a man wearing more than 0 necklaces"

"Power Rangers taught me that the way to solve a problem is to pose in front of it aggressively until it explodes"