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Joke of the Day

"LPT: If you ever find yourself lost in the wild... ...simply misspell the SOS signal and some arsehole will show up within minutes to correct you."

"What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer? A hole in Juan"

"All my life, I thought air was free... ... until I bought a bag of crisps!"

"Have you guys heard about the new internet milk? It's for cereal."

"Sex is like Broccoli If you were forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't like it as an adult."

"Ah yes keep complaining the guy at 7/11 doesn't speak English well enough, like you aren't the moron who needs help in a convenience store"

"Seriously, ladies. If you just stop sleeping with douchebags eventually their species will go extinct. Look at the big picture here."

"If I ever go to prison, I know exactly what I'm going to nickname myself... Mitochondria! That way everyone will know I'm the powerhouse of the cell."

"What's the difference between an original joke and a repost? I don't know, I just click ""submit"""

"The last time my heart beat this fast I was at my boyfriend's parent's house and the toilet water was rising... -My best pickup line"