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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a knife, and an argument with a female? A knife has a point..."

"*i got to get into bed but theres a walrus in there* *i ask him politely to move* *he wont move* *i have to sleep on the floor & im annoyed*"

"What do you call a racist police dog? A KKK-9"

"I accidentally bought a bicycle that has no seat it's not a deal breaker but it's kind of a pain in the ass."

"Any good Jokes? Do you guys have any good jokes to share with people?"

"There are two types of people in this world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets"

"My boss incinerated that I use words incorrectly, applied that I was stupid & told me to watch my tardiness. I'm not even retarded."

"Roller coasters are like your first time having sex. for the amount of time it takes to get there, you wish it lasted longer."

"The secret to a long life Avoid death"

"Sorry I haven't returned your text in 3 days, I was taking a nap."