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Joke of the Day
"THE BAD BELT Q: Why did the belt get locked up? A: He held up a pair of pants."
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"I met this girl at the library... She was really smart! Almost as brainy as Kurt Cobain's ceiling."
"""If you started at 16 and work until you're 23. That would give you 10 years of experience."" Back to school for you My friend!"
"What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe? Mitosis!"
"What does a Mexican duck say? GUACK"
"Whiteboards are remarkable."
"Autocorrect just changed ""what are your plans"" to ""plants"". Yes autocorrect, I'm curious if they're growing roses or sunflowers?"
"Penis nicknames My ex-girlfriend nicknamed my penis after her favorite rapper, Biggie. So I nicknamed her boobs after my favourite country band, Rascal Flatts."
"Guy on phone telling gf he's bringing her a HUGE bouquet b/c 'she deserves the best'. Hilariously, he was peeing at a urinal the whole time."
"What do US Jews call Santa? Sennah."