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Joke of the Day

"A hole in my heart... There's a hole in my heart ever since Macho Man Randy Savage died a hole that can only be filled if I snap into a slim Jim"

"Why don't Brits like revolving doors? A: Because they can't hold it for the next person."

"I got a job at the circus circumcising baby elephants. It pays peanuts, but the tips are huge."

"CBostonC CMarathonC Don't look at me like I'm the first person to add C4 to the Boston Marathon."

"3 legged Dog A 3 legged dog walks into an old western salon, looks around, and says ""I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."""

"Q: Did you hear about the incompetent lumberjack? A: He just couldn't cut it, so he was forest fired."

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt."

"Strong people don't put others down: They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage."

"Do you know how to avoid clickbait? Apparently not."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Allegra ! Allegra who ? Allegra is broken !"