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Joke of the Day
"The Marines are a department of the Navy... The Men's Department"
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"Good woman joke What do you tell a woman with two black eyes. Nothing you already told her twice."
"I'm on a version of the Paleo Diet where I eat anything I want knowing that my fossilized remains will be plenty thin in 2.5 million years."
"When it comes to Pope vs. Trump, do you take the side of the guy who wears that ridiculous thing on his head or the Pope?"
"What does a pirate say when he turns 80? Aye matey!"
"THE HONEST LAWYER When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth? When his lips are shut."
"So Knock Knock Knock Knock Whos There Me Me Who Miguel ps: my name is Miguel"
"What's the #1 song in Ukraine? Crimea River"
"Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.' Ghost: Why don't you take a train? Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back."
"What does 90 year old pussy taste like? .....Depends."