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Joke of the Day
"The Marines are a department of the Navy... The Men's Department"
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"My black friend asked me if there's a colored printer in the library... I said ""Shit man, it's 2016 you can use whatever printer you want!"""
"I recently heard Lorena Bobbitt died in a car accident ... Some dick cut her off"
"[NSFW]Why the Higgs boson is so respected by other particles? He decides who gets some ass."
"What drink can wrongly convict a black man? Tequila Mockingbird"
"Want to take a look at my benefit package?"
"Me: *tied up* Guy: *hits my kneecap* M: I'm not a rat! G: Bring in her sworn enemy! G2: *tosses Rubik's Cube at me* M: Oh god no! I'll talk!"
"When somebody said I could never be a ninja I replied, ""Shurikan"""
"I put my pants on like everyone else: with difficulty, blaming the dryer for shrinking them."
"Change is hard. I mean, have you ever tried to bend a quarter?"