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Joke of the Day
"I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for tomorrow afternoon."
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"I'm more than tenacious. I'm elevenacious."
"What do you call two black dudes on a motorcycle? An Africa Twin."
"If Donald Trump becomes president, he'll increase taxes, he'll increase borders... And the population of Canada."
"What's a killer whale's favorite pasta? Penguini"
"I wanted to tell a Lord of the Rings joke.... but all the good ones Aragorn"
"I am a recovering redneck. It's been three weeks since I dry humped a cousin."
"What do you call it when batman leaves church early? Christian Bale"
"Nurse: ""It says here you're lacoste intolerant? Is that a typo?"" Me: ""No. I just really, really can't stand polos with crocodiles on them."""
"Why doesn't anyone let Trump go fishing with them anymore? He always takes the bait..."