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Joke of the Day

"What's a killer whale's favorite pasta? Penguini"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bosnia ! Bosnia who ? Bosnia bell here earlier !"

"Squaring numbers are just like women If they are under 13 just do 'em in your head"

"Doctors would be pretty cool superheroes except for the fact their weakness is apples."

"Why could Joseph never get anything done? Because he was always Stalin.."

"An original joke about Mathew and Not-Mathew. Me:Mathew and Not-Mathew were on a boat. Mathew fell off the boat. Who was left? You:Not-Mathew. Me:Yeah Mathew was the one who fell out. Idiot."

"Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly? She thought she was a dromedary."

"pH number. So a random person I don't know sends me a message on Facebook which goes like, ""cn i hve ur pH no? :)"" To which I reply, ""7."""

"What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs? My poor, mixed-up kids..."

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I said, ""That's a pretty big word for a six year old."""