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Joke of the Day
"I'm more than tenacious. I'm elevenacious."
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"I can only please one person a day, and i already pleased myself this morning.. so y'all are screwed!"
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"There are so many songs that tell us how to breathe. It's like musicians and songwriters have never heard of the autonomic nervous system."
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"Police hunting a man for indecent assault. Applications close next week."
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"I'd like to see every photograph where I'm just someone passing in the background."