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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when batman leaves church early? Christian Bale"
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"A man walks into a library to check out a book for men with small penises. The librarian looks on her computer and says, ""I don't know if it's in yet."" ""Yeah that's the one"""
"How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama? One Mississippi."
"What kind of ideas do blind people get? Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind."
"A Trump supporter and a squirrel humping an acorn... are both fucking nuts."
"My dad's favorite joke What did one testicle say to the other? Why'd they hang us.... Slim did all the shootin."
"pull my upvote"
"This restaurant is so fancy they made my husband wear a jacket over his mesh half-shirt."
"What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll."
"[in bed] her: u have done this before, right? me: yes, of course. righty-tighty, lefty-loosey her: what? me: what?"