201939
Joke of the Day
"i hope toy story 3 is about woody and buzz trying to save the asian child workers that made them."
Next Joke
"All of my horoscopes lately have started with ""Ok, don't freak out but..."""
"A boy ate a Pb and jelly sandwich And then died"
"What do you call a naked snake A snake because it wears no clothes :D"
"What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest? The constellation prize."
"I'm introducing a new calendar system: B.C. = Before Children. A.D. = After Divorce."
"I just found out my on-line girlfriend has a wooden leg. should I break it off?"
"Why do they keep records of people who died due to alcohol, but not the records of people who were born thanks to it?"
"22 year old me after a night of drinking: ""I hope I didn't do anything stupid."" 29 year old me: ""I hope I didn't agree to go on a hike."""
"What do you call a feline massage therapist? A cat scratcher."