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Joke of the Day

"What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest? The constellation prize."

"How can I ever be happy... If I was born crying?"

"Why did all the residents of Flint, MI switch from the hip hop station to the classic rock radio station? They wanted to get the lead out."

"What did God say to all the Jews, Christians and Muslims of the world? nothing"

"Zeroing a scale is a tare-able decision . . . I'm sorry"

"if your grave doesnt say ""rest in peace"" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war"

"My friend payed me to write a construction jobs for him. It's still a work in progress, just trying to get it hammered out. You know what, I think I just nailed it."

"The most perfect method to say the perfect punch-line. /pnt.lan/ assuming of course you know how to read ""phonetic transcription""."

"""Can I axe you something?"" is actually grammatically correct, if you're a polite lumberjack"

"Ever hear the one about the welfare moocher who used his government payoffs to live on lobster and steak? It was Donald Trump."