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Joke of the Day
"A boy ate a Pb and jelly sandwich And then died"
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"What do you call an elephant that no one needs? Irrelephant."
"""These fries are too crispy"" - inventor of the microwave"
"Waiter: I'm sorry I spilled a glass of water on you. Diner: That's all right. My suit is too large anyway."
"There is no bond greater than the mutual respect of two former high school friends who refuse to friend each other on Facebook."
"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I'm not sure, but their flag is a big plus."
"Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women? It can be a slippery slope."
"Why do politicians take laxatives? So that they can speak more fluently!"
"Jared's favorite dressing on his Subway sandwich is Neverland Ranch. I'm sorry."
"There are two sides to every story. My side and the right side."