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Joke of the Day
"I just found out my on-line girlfriend has a wooden leg. should I break it off?"
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"What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry Martinez."
"A poem about bugs: If it can fly, it should die."
"How did the Machine Learning professor pick which of his undergrads to have sex with? He used a Naive Babe Classifier. ... Sorry for the nerd joke; I'll show myself out."
"Tell your mom to stop using different colored lipstick... My dick is starting to look like a rainbow"
"They don't even serve apples at Applebee's. Or bees."
"Stupidest country in the World I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is ""the stupidest country in the world."" Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world."
"What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery? Honey, why the wrong face?"
"*Pizza Hut job interview* ""Do you own a shitty car and smoke pot?"" No sir. ""You will."""
"A man started telling people he was a piece of fruit. Everyone was convinced he was bananas"