201880
Joke of the Day
"I went to the Zoo today, only animal there was a dog... It was a Shih Tzu"
Next Joke
"In my opinion Scotland should be independent, otherwise Mel Gibson died for nothing"
"I crossed the road, walked into a bar and changed a light bulb Then I realized my life is a joke..."
"A greek guy is bullied on the interwebs... grekt"
"I don't get why men always want have sex with women. The women are always on the receiving end."
"What's the worst part of running into your ex? You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged."
"What do you call it when you dream about getting married? Bed wedding."
"All the Kardashian girls sound like they've just been lobotomized and can only remember the words ""I just feel like..."""
"Someone was taken down to the police station after they were caught drinking vodka from a coffee cup while driving. They took a mug shot."
"Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well I won't stand in your way."