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Joke of the Day

"In my opinion Scotland should be independent, otherwise Mel Gibson died for nothing"

"How many books can a blind man read? Brailly any!"

"There are 4 gay guys in a bar and only one bar stool, how do they all sit down? They turn the stool up side down"

"A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water."

"I like my women like I like my antiques. . . Oriental and fragile."

"Racist comments... Just like grandma used to make"

"*i got to get into bed but theres a walrus in there* *i ask him politely to move* *he wont move* *i have to sleep on the floor & im annoyed*"

"Sometimes I think I'm too picky. Then I watch my dog look for a place to poop."

"A man injures his hand and visits his doctor... ""Doc, will I be able to play the piano now?"" ""Of course! This won't stop a thing."" ""That's good, because I couldn't play worth a damn before!"""

"Why don't people in their 80's have sex anymore? You ever try to open a grilled cheese sandwich?"