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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part of running into your ex? You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged."

"Cheers to the freakin weekend *lays in bed for 2 days straight*"

"How do you organize a Space Party? You Planet!"

"What would you rather be stamped on by a herd of elephants or an angry woman in high heels... At least the elephants you could reason with"

"What do you call a barnyard uprising? A chicken coup! ;)"

"The trouble with political jokes is they get elected."

"I stole a jar of jelly from a friend... While I was blasting some Daft Punk. He chases me down yelling ""That's my jam!"""

"Being a chemist, I feel pleasure to announce that I've just Synthesised CPH4(lucy drug). I wish I could post it in r/worldnews."

"How do you spot a joke without a punchline?"

"Women need to learn that ""most of my friends are guys"" just means you have a list of dudes who are trying to bone you."