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Joke of the Day

"I crossed the road, walked into a bar and changed a light bulb Then I realized my life is a joke..."

"What do old people with Alzheimer's often say? I don't remember."

"What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night? Patty O'Furniture"

"What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics? Legs"

"Those who say there is no such thing as a stupid question have obviously never worked in tech support..;)"

"Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet? Player: I finished it in three days!"

"What do you call gay paraplegics? Fruits and vegetables!"

"People only hate jury duty because they have to go to a courthouse. Let em stay home and they'll tweet who's guilty all day."

"Fell asleep last night with the T.V. off. Was that camping?"

"Cops are looking for a fat bank robber. He's still at large."