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Joke of the Day
"I don't get why men always want have sex with women. The women are always on the receiving end."
Next Joke
"Wifi going down... Our wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One child started talking and I had no idea who he was."
"FRIEND: do u want to hang out this weekend ME: generic excuse FRIEND: did u just say ""generic excuse"""
"just when my neighbors think they know me, I sprint across their yard pushing a wheelbarrow full of hair"
"I took my new dog to a Veterinarian. He went in Samoyed but came out Husky."
"""I got 15 years for leaving my wife.."" ""How'd you leave her?"" ""Dead by the side of the road..."""
"I used to have a voice like Justin Bieber... then I turned four."
"On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I like Harry Potter? 934, kidding, I meant Emma Watson."
"What do we want? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWwwwwwwww"
"I met a man whose feet were always asleep. I guess you could say he was comatoes."