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Joke of the Day

"A greek guy is bullied on the interwebs... grekt"

"How many ears does Leonard Nimoy have? 3. A left ear, a right ear, and the final frontier."

"Taking a cue from politicians, I'm getting thirty normal people to stand behind me every time I say something stupid. (They're here now.)"

"What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component? This guy!"

"Did you hear about the new Kanye track? Its the one about the lesbians riding three wheeled bicycles on a naturally occuring water dam? Its just dykes on trikes on dikes."

"What is the difference between a rooster and a Hooker? A rooster says ""cock-a-doodle-do"" and a Hooker says ""any cock will do."""

"You know at first, I didn't like the mold I found on my skin. But then it started to grow on me."

"What do eagles and moles have in common? They both fly, except for the mole..."

"So, tell me. Why do Russians go crazy over pho? Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*"

"Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces."