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Joke of the Day

"No thanks, granola bars with no chocolate in them"

"I tried to teach a class on how hard it is to make a Fibonacci Sequence. But it spiraled WAY out of control!"

"Yes, I have read 'Game Of Thrones'. No, It is not any different from the show. -Me, after watching Game of Thrones with subtitles."

"What do a dildo and tofu have in common? They are both meat substitutes."

"You know, you don't realise what you've got until you don't have it. I just ran out of toilet paper ..."

"Did you hear about the chickpea freedom fighters? They call themselves Hummas."

"What sexual position makes the ugliest babies? Ask your mom."

"My dog just fell off the bed. I'm glad I'm not the only one drunk around here."

"What do you call people who use the pull out method? Parents"

"Found a fly on his back by my keyboard. So dead. So sad. Put a cocktail umbrella by his head. Now he looks like he's suntanning."