201626
Joke of the Day
"Why did the pig quit running the the marathon? He had a problem with his hamstring."
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"Why was the scarecrow given an award? Cause he was out standing in his field"
"I applied for a Cashier job at Wal-Mart the other day.. But they said that those 4 positions were already filled."
"Did you hear about the the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."
"What's a dogs favorite part of a tree? Stick? BARK!"
"What do you call someone aroused by shopping? A buysexual"
"*boss walks in Me: I lost my contact Boss: Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk? Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave"
"What did the surrealist butcher name his shop? Salvador Deli"
"What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed? Sheet"
"Anybody who says they could never conceive of killing another human being just needs to meet more people."