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Joke of the Day
"Trump walks up to the mexican border and takes out his guitar. Anyway here's wonderwall."
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"If you've seen one shopping center... you've seen the mall."
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"Last night my friend Gavin overdosed on heart burn medicine...... I can't believe Gaviscon."
"My king, the peasants are revolting! I know, they're disgusting."
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"What do you get when you cross a riddle with a rhetorical question?"
"I had a dream I went to Hell and Satan forced me to sing karaoke with him. That's right, the Devil made me duet."
"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-Na-Na-Na!"
"I guess you could call her a trophy wife. She's tattooed with the names of the previous winners."