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Joke of the Day
"What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed? Sheet"
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"The Karma cafe has no menus. You get served what you deserve."
"I'm a show off but not drive around with Christmas lights on my car show off And that's when I realized it was a cop car"
"I'm actually surprised Sarah Palin has fewer than 200,000 Twitter followers, or, as she calls them, ""Birdy-word-numberees."""
"What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker."
"You can be the most beautiful woman on the planet but if you can't cook don't worry I can"
"at the salon thinking of going darker for winter maybe i'll kill the shampoo girl"
"I hate it when people pretend they know everything about culture when they talk about Mozart They probably have never seen any of his paintings."
"How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman? Well, there is a vast difference."
"Woman: Is it a boy or a girl, doctor? Doctor: It's a mango. A perfectly ripe mango Woman: Oh thank GOD. I hate babies"