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Joke of the Day
"What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed? Sheet"
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"me *dead*: at least I don't have to pay student loans *Gets e-mail* We see your living status has changed. Click to update your loan info."
"STEP UP? Ive got a step ladder,I never really knew my real ladder"
"I'm not racist. Some of my best friends are white such as Joey, Phoebe and Rachel. And I can't forget Chandler."
"I can't believe Prince & Muhammad Ali died from the same thing... ...being overrated."
"A Muslim, a Communist and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: ""Welcome, President Obama!"""
"The less hair I have The more head I get"
"My girlfriend is quite pessimistic about our sex life, but I'm a vagina half full kind of guy."
"Don't die a virgin. Well it's not like you get to choose."
"Just out of curiosity, does anyone here use RES? Because I'm really wishing that they'd changed the 'Hide Child Comments' button for the Chris Hansen AMA."