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Joke of the Day
"Why was the scarecrow given an award? Cause he was out standing in his field"
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"I'd like my headstone engraved in Burger King font."
"As advertised I opened a can of evaporated milk today. It was empty."
"I think that bisexual girls should just call themselves more-or-lesbians."
"Every kiss begins with K but so does every kidnapping. That's how words work people."
"The Matrix would have been an entirely different movie if... ...Bill Cosby got the role of Morpheus. ""The red pill or the blue pill?"""
"I asked my secretary if she new the difference between a blow job and lunch she said no, so I offer to take her out to ""lunch""."
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter made it out the chamber alive"