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Joke of the Day
"Why was the scarecrow given an award? Cause he was out standing in his field"
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"What do women and saxophones have in common? They both blow and make different noises when you finger them."
"Did you hear about the Quasimodo look alike contest? The police had to break it up when the crowd turned ugly."
"A guy walks into a bar Ouch"
"Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken."
"*puts on mistletoe hat* *casually walks by you multiple times*"
"Wanna hear a joke about Nitric Oxide ? NO"
"Not everyone can brag about getting a handjob from their barber after a haircut... But then again, not everyone cuts their own hair."
"I'm trying to think of a good joke about star wars But they all seem too forced"
"Recent study shows that masturbating twice weekly increases life expectancy by 20%. I've done the maths. I am immortal."