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Joke of the Day

"I applied for a Cashier job at Wal-Mart the other day.. But they said that those 4 positions were already filled."

"Are you today's date? Cause you're 10/10."

"""Why are you glowing?"" ""I've been eating light."""

"HELLO FELLOW HUMAN TEENS I HEARD THE COOLEST PLACE FOR US TEENS TO HANG OUT IS The Colossal Pillar of Wasp Eggs LETS GO DO NOT BRING WEAPONS"

"What's the official title for the Poopsmith's boss? We feel like we have the best two answers, and there's disagreement over who's is best."

"Woman of my dreams I don't sleep so I can't find her!"

"There are a lot of dads out there trying to make up for lost time by ""liking"" their grown children's facebook updates."

"If vegetarians eat vegetables.... ....beware the Humanist!"

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung! (Credit to the Pythons)"

"Me: So, you come here often? Him: .....we're in my house."