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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone aroused by shopping? A buysexual"
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"Second Honeymoon Wife was reading a travel magazine and asked her husband.. ""Honey, should we try Greece for our second honeymoon?"" Husband replied ""What's wrong with KY?"""
"I sent an angel to watch over you last night but he came back saying he can't watch porn..."
"thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 min before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon"
"Welcome to the Alzheimer's information support page... ...please enter your 17 digit password."
"Impotence: Nature's way of saying ""No hard feelings""."
"If you say ""cash money"" around me, Don't act surprised when I kick you in the ""balls nuts"" See how stupid that sounds?"
"What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause? He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*"
"Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee? Tsarbucks."
"My VW Beetle can't deliver when I want a ""GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY"" honk. It's all, ""Hi! Let's get a latte after you move just a smidge!"""