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Joke of the Day

"Anybody who says they could never conceive of killing another human being just needs to meet more people."

"I had sex with a girl and she kept shouting another guys name Who the fuck is rape?"

"How did Harry Potter Get Down the Hill? Walking. JK. Rolling."

"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? E V E R Y W H E R E"

"What do you call spending time with you family through BDSM? Family bondage time."

"Not to brag but a girl at this party said I look like the Hulk, of course it was when I was turning green from drinking too much, but still..."

"I know they're awful, but... Care to share your favorite ""dead baby"" joke?"

"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels still killing Indians."

"According to WebMD, I have a Client Error due to 400 Bad Request."

"Customer: You said these pants were pure wool but the label says ""all cotton."" Salesman: Oh that's just to keep the moths away."