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Joke of the Day
"What's a dogs favorite part of a tree? Stick? BARK!"
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"Did you hear about Donald Trump's porno? It stars Trump himself, a Mexican woman, and a glory hole."
"Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch? Because it's still dressing."
"Are you russian? No, I'm not in a hurry."
"What did the first cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?"
"Theresa nothing worse about a breakup than your ex's name autocompleting whenever you type a word that starts with Theresa same letters"
"Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning."
"My Penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records Then the librarian told me to take it out"
"The euthanasia has decreased in China since 1980. Because of the introduction of the ""one-child policy."""
"Know what they call the useless skin around a vagina? A woman."