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Joke of the Day
"It's impossible for a woman to say I'm not overreacting' without screaming."
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"What do you call a see through father who was born with female genitalia? Transparent."
"I heard they finally updated the Encyclopedia of Chronology It's about time."
"I heard William Shatner and Stevie Nicks are getting married. She's decided on a double barrelled name Stevie Shatner-Nicks"
"What do you do for a pig with sore muscles? Rub him with oinkment."
"What is it called when you get a bathroom hand job while listening to blues? W.C. Handy"
"What's the difference between the bird flu and the the swine flu? For bird flu you need tweetment, for swine flu you need oinkment."
"Rectangle? It nearly KILLEDtangle. ...I could totally write for kids' shows."
"What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player? A tattoo."
"Damn girl, are you a jar of pickles? Because I think I NEED to bang you on my kitchen counter."