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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when you get a bathroom hand job while listening to blues? W.C. Handy"
Next Joke
"I'm a leader, not a follower... Unless it's into a dark place, then screw that, you're going first."
"How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram."
"WhatsApp..... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person says: hi"
"Some folks will spend the weekend having fun and enjoying themselves. We call these people ""Single""."
"How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they like to keep the mods in the dark."
"I do have a life outside of Facebook, but I don't remember the password for it."
"My wife was cremated after her death. And during."
"It's a good thing Maradona isn't still playing. Who knows what he'd do when the ref sprays that white line on the pitch."
"So it was my 18th birthday the other day... Maybe now I can help my dad find those cigarettes he's been looking for the last 12 years."