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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke"

"What do pregnant women and prostitutes have in common? (w)hormones! NB: inspired by my hormonal pregnant wife."

"What do Americans call the summer holidays? Ceasefire"

"Why do witches not wear underwear? So they can get a better grip on their broom."

"A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, Is this a joke?"

"What do you call a Vietnamese undercover police officer pretending to be a prostitute? Pho Ho PoPo"

"your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt"

"COP: drop the gun CRIMINAL: no COP: [flipping through police handbook, whispers to partner] it doesnt say what to do if he says no"

"Buying yourself an Uber gift card is ironic. Cause it's a free ride when you've already paid."

"My first wife was a great housekeeper. She kept both houses"