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Joke of the Day

"I heard William Shatner and Stevie Nicks are getting married. She's decided on a double barrelled name Stevie Shatner-Nicks"

"Why did the fish fall off it's bike? It's a fish."

"I was walking down the street one day when I heard someone playing Dancing Queen and Mamma Mia on the didgeridoo. That's Abba-rigonal"

"Milkman Today my girlfriend was sexually harassed by a milkman. This really happened"

"How did I get out of Afghanistan? Iran."

"I always feel bad for seedless watermelons, because what if they wanted babies?"

"Why are monkeys such great friends? Because they're prime mates!"

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"If a redneck was a pie, what flavour would it be? Pump-kin."

"What rhymes with freedom? Oil"