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Joke of the Day

"If there are liberal arts colleges, why aren't there any conservative arts colleges? Well, there used to be conservative arts colleges, but they were all defunded."

"Chuck Norris threw a grenade Chuck Norris threw an grenade and killed 30 people. Then the grenade exploded."

"Ever heard of the band called 1023 Megabites? Of course not, they haven't had any gigs yet."

"When a girl says she wants you to splurge on her Calm down, it's not what you think..."

"My doctor said I need to cut back my sodium intake... ...but I tend to take everything he says with a grain of salt."

"My wife's leaving me because I'm too arrogant. I told her to close the door on her way back in."

"My girlfriend can only count out loud up to five. She thinks oral six is going too far"

"Lawyer: Your Honor, this verdict is bullshit. I'm outta here! Judge: Litigator! Lawyer: After a while crocodile."

"Did you hear about the steak that was knighted by the queen? Sir Loin."

"A recent survey asked 12 year olds what they had done over the past week. 83 percent answered... ""your mom""."