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Joke of the Day
"When a girl says she wants you to splurge on her Calm down, it's not what you think..."
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"So a guy named Steve asked how well he did during making an Apple product. ""You did good Job!"" Sad the person he asked."
"I think I promised to have 3 beers and be home by 10 Sorry honey, I always get those 2 mixed up."
"Based on the amount of tools I've dated, you'd think I got a deal at The Home Depot"
"how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice what's up girl my name is bill"
"One can't fly, but a toucan."
"My favorite Jobs: 1. Blow 2. Steve"
"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"Whenever someone makes a premature blanket conclusion based on a single piece of information... I automatically assume they're a complete idiot."
"Jesus might love me but my girlfriend gives me blowjobs so religion is stupid."