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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris threw a grenade Chuck Norris threw an grenade and killed 30 people. Then the grenade exploded."

"How do you kill a redneck? Wait until he fucks his sister and then cut the brakes on his house."

"I was confronted by an angry man today. I told him I come in peace Apparently that's something you shouldn't say to Peace's boyfriend"

"Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam? I can't jelly my dick into your girls ass."

"I don't understand the concept of foreskin It goes right over my head"

"I finished my culinary class final. It was a piece of cake."

"What do you call a seagull by the bay? A bagel."

"Two terrorists are sittign around a campfire..... when all of a sudden a donkey comes along.. The first terrorist jumps up and shouts "" Look at that ass!"""

"if you're ever running late just bring a huge glass of milk along and be drinking it noisily as you walk in and no one will say shit to you"

"Zoos shouldn't have realistic sculptures of animals. I'm not that smart, people."