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Joke of the Day

"My doctor said I need to cut back my sodium intake... ...but I tend to take everything he says with a grain of salt."

"Take my advice I'm not using it."

"Post this on your Facebook then count your programmer friends. My phone is broken, please send me message on my Facebook or my Gmail."

"Did you hear about the Mexicans that robbed the train museum? I don't know why they did it but they must have had a pretty 'loco' motive."

"My imagination ran away with me, but we're both out of shape and didn't get very far."

"old man gets a call from his wife wife: ""stay off the highway. I'm watching the news and there's a maniac driving into oncoming traffic!"" old man: ""it's worse than you think! I see hundreds of them!"""

"What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit's finger"

"A Roman walks into a bar and says ""Hey Niko! It's your cousin Roman, let's go bowling."""

"Yo mamma so bald... you can see what is on her mind."

"Lady Gaga is so nasty I wouldn't even poke her face."