52165

Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the steak that was knighted by the queen? Sir Loin."

"Trainer: have you been sticking to your diet? Me: *tries to mumble yes but a chicken wing falls out of my mouth*"

"What does a tomato and a potato have in common? Both are red,except from the potato."

"The hardest part about having an ugly child is lying to them when they ask you if you love them."

"Happy birthday to rapper Pitbull who is 34 today, or 238 in dog years for all the other Pitbulls."

"No matter what people think of you, walk around with your head held high. Multiple chins are not cute."

"What's Batman's favorite fruit? Bananananananananana"

"The snack that smiles back! Children!"

"when the lady in the elevator burst into tears I did the only thing a man could do in the situation. I fell to the floor and played dead."

"Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground? Because he reached terminal velocity."