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Joke of the Day

"A recent survey asked 12 year olds what they had done over the past week. 83 percent answered... ""your mom""."

"How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine? He's the one with a parachute on his back."

"A Sleepwalking Nun What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' catholic"

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are about a dollar seventy nine, deer nuts however are just under a buck"

"Dana White has his cock so far up Joe Rogan's ass When he farts it stutters credit /u/Blackirishman"

"Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: ""Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"""

"Of course, Ludacris isn't his real name. It's Louis D'Cristofferson."

"In New York, people are paying up to $100 for a ""cronut,"" which is croissant/donut. We call these people ""midiots,"" which is a moron/idiot."

"What has two legs and can't stand up? Half a cat"

"I tried a new fragrance today. It's called Tester."